The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
These are the stories that matter.
I'm just imagining a bro-doctor working day and night to come up with this method to hit on a coworker.
They're also not fond of "Australia", it's now officially called "Down Under" or "English Convict Island".
Looks like this dude's gunning hard for the most out-of-touch jerkface politician award.
I hope they wipe these criminals out.
I hope the judge looked him before hitting the gavel and said, "Does not compute."
Don't you just love it when politicians presume to know what an all-powerful deity would've done?
This guy is the an idol to 13-year-old boys everywhere.
I know I'm getting old when I start siding with the woman.
Holy crap this cheating ex is brutal.
I always wondered what it would take to get a Wal-Mart greeter sacked. Good to know it's curious turkeys.
I don't think I'd ever agree with that statement, but the story's kinda messed up.
Even a road will kill you in Russia.
Now if they were Sun Chips, I'd understand...
Oh really? Because I thought that tax dollars came from taxpayers, like, you know, citizens. Unless you're getting money from private corporations, which is, you know, illegal.
Ahh, the old, "you can't arrest me while I'm eating a McMuffin" defense.
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