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19 Old People Who Have Truly Blessed Social Media With Their Comments

19 Old People Who Have Truly Blessed Social Media With Their Comments
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11 months ago

When old people and technology converge, beautiful things happen. For example?

1. Dogs become long babies.

2. Beans are remembered fondly.

3. McDonald's can rid PCs of viruses.

4. The kitchen turns unexpectedly somber.

5. Trader Joe's alienates.

6. There's never a bad time to post a photo of Buzz.

7. Phones have minds of their own.

8. Pigs are beautiful.

9. The Wu Tang Clam is a popular musical group.

10. Gingers are genetically gifted.

11. Emojis don't come naturally.

12. Dogs are vehemently defended.

13. And any type of abuse is strictly condemned.

14. Pizza pics are the place for chemo comments.

15. You always have a wingman.

16. Baking only means brownies.

17. Van conversions are the talk of the town.

18. One star means first place.

19. They just wanna know where the good food is.

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