I'm Catholic, so I must beg, Father, for you to please forgive me for what I am about to do—namely, show you stills from a clergy fashion catalog that bring all new meaning to the phrase "dad bods."
British Twitter user Abi Bleach found these stills from the Wippell's catalog, which has been outfitting clergymen since, literally, the 18th century (Europe is SO OLD, y'all).
And all I'll say is that the blonde priest in these pictures is inspiring more than one deadly sin in me.
Perhaps even more delightful than these pictures is the response from some actual clerics.
Excellent! My wife had the first *ever* breastfeeding cassock in the world (we think) tailor-made for her— Dr Francis Young (@SuffolkRecusant) September 5, 2017
A BREASTFEEDING CASSOCK. Plus, there is this crushable cleric selfie.
*Gives self the sign of the cross.*
When I think of vending machines I think of frustration. Of late hours at some government building waiting to get some bureaucratic nonsense taken care of. Or stressful times at a hospital. Unhealthy snacks and feeling gross immediately after I cave into my desire for junk food.
But it doesn't have to be that way. There are plenty of awesome vending machines out there that go above and beyond the stale chips and crusty, white-dust-coated candy bar stereotype.
These are the vending machines of the future, and the future's looking pretty darn good.
Dads. They’re notorious for their senses of humor—whether cheesy or savage, witty or groan-worthy, they never miss an opportunity to try and make us laugh. In fact, dads are such natural comedians they often crack us up without even meaning to. It should come as no surprise then, that when dads learn to text, hilarity ensues.
Here are 21 dads who prove that, in their hands, smartphones are truly a blessing: