Part of dating someone and ultimately marrying them is learning everything about them. Where they came from, where they work, what their dreams are. But what if all of that is a lie?
What if it was just an elaborate cover story to protect their true identity? What if they are secretly a foreign agent and everything you thought you knew turned out to be untrue? That would be bad.
I wish I had more insight than that, but I don't know what else to say besides, "That would be bad." If you are going through that I wish I had some advice for you, but all I can say is, good luck, buddy. And if you are just questioning if that's what you're going through, here's how you can know for sure.
When I think of vending machines I think of frustration. Of late hours at some government building waiting to get some bureaucratic nonsense taken care of. Or stressful times at a hospital. Unhealthy snacks and feeling gross immediately after I cave into my desire for junk food.
But it doesn't have to be that way. There are plenty of awesome vending machines out there that go above and beyond the stale chips and crusty, white-dust-coated candy bar stereotype.
These are the vending machines of the future, and the future's looking pretty darn good.
Dads. They’re notorious for their senses of humor—whether cheesy or savage, witty or groan-worthy, they never miss an opportunity to try and make us laugh. In fact, dads are such natural comedians they often crack us up without even meaning to. It should come as no surprise then, that when dads learn to text, hilarity ensues.
Here are 21 dads who prove that, in their hands, smartphones are truly a blessing: