I grew up in a household that celebrated Hanukkah and I always felt like it didn't quite have the pageantry of Christmas. There was no tree, or mystical fat man, or ugly sweaters. That last one hurt more than anything.
I mean, how great would it be to wear an ugly sweater once a year? Could you even imagine the sheer joy that would create? Alas, one can dream. One can dream.
And dream people did! They created equally ugly sweaters for the Festival of Lights. Tonight's the first night of Hanukkah, so order now and get it in time for the eighth night.