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17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week

17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
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4 months ago

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

1. I'd watch this movie.

2. I hope the clarification is something along the lines of, "LOL you believed me, idiot?!"

3. Well, well, well.

4. Deep down inside you had to know there was a reason for your persistent alcoholism.

5. Wait, they're arming these roosters now?!

6. Ahh the old, "I'm too fat to be a rapist" strategy.

7. KFC? No way. Now Popeye's is a different story...

8. The day the margaritas died.

9. "He would've wanted this."

10. "It's time to tackle the real evil in society!"

11. Missouri...what are you doing?

12. You know, he gets a bad rap for no reason.

13. Imagine what he could do with a sloppy joe.

14. Goodbye, you legend.

15. An appropriate response.

16. Millennials will stop at nothing when it comes to their diabolical plot to incorporate avocados into every aspect of life.

17. These kids are awesome. End of discussion.

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There are plenty of instances where the United States Justice system screws up royally and totally innocent people end up getting shafted in ways that would give any depressing Oscar-contending film a run for its money. And in moments like that it's easy to shake your head and everyone involved in doling out justice in this country. 

From the court system and its corrupt judges, to some cops who abuse children and are generally unfit as agents of "peace keeping," getting down on the way we're policing our citizens isn't difficult.

But make no mistake - there are tons of absolute morons who break the law every single day, and after hearing these stories from probation officers about some of the strangest and straight-up clueless offenders they've ever dealt with, you might start sympathizing with Johnny Law a bit more.

All right, maybe you won't go that far, but you know what I mean.

By Mustafa Gatollari
2 days ago