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Dad Live-Tweeted Chaperoning A School Field Trip And His Pain Is Your Entertainment

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Oct. 14 2018, Updated 8:12 p.m. ET

Field trips are the best when you're a kid. It's a dad away from the classroom, and if you're lucky, your mom packed you a Lunchable. 

However, if you're an adult and forced to chaperone your kid's field trip, the experience is anything but fun and stress-free.  Especially if you have a kid like this, who attempts to sneak onto the bus without permission

Enter Simon Smith — a simple dad, who does his duty. That includes showing up to escort a group of kids to the science museum, which should be a simple enough enterprise. But Smith has Twitter, and was able to share the sheer endurance needed to move these kids through their adventure.

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His story begins on the bus, the worst place in the world.

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Though Smith was only assigned six kids to keep alive, he got off to an immediate bad start.

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And of course, everyone immediately needed to use the toilet and ate all their food for the day:

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It didn't take long for things to descend to chaos and farts:

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Just remember this is a learning experience:

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The threat that things will get worse in terms of smell was always looming:

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It started to effect the other kids, even:

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Then it happened:

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But they still weren't even at the museum!

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But then they finally ARRIVED:

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Oddly, Smith didn't have a great time.

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A horrible day eventually came to a horrible end for Smith, who may be the crankiest dad on the planet. But then he had to take the return trip home.

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Honestly, he should consider himself lucky that he didn't lose a kid while he was on Twitter.

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