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Jay Z Just Got Caught Being Fake On Camera, And People Can't Handle It

Jay Z Just Got Caught Being Fake On Camera, And People Can't Handle It
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1 year ago

My life has been a lie. After Game 1 of the NBA Finals, Kevin Hart and Jay Z met court side to talk about the game and have their picture taken. Shattering the reality I've become accustomed to, Jay Z, laughing at literally nothing, told the photographer to "take the picture while we're talking."    

Jay Z literally got that Old Rich Billionaire laugh pic.twitter.com/ohs8qDsqpx— DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) June 2, 2017

Twitter was quick to mask their pain with hilarious jokes:

Others are breaking down as their entire paradigm of existence is shattered:

Of course, there's an obvious explanation:

But my pain is no less real:

The most horrible part of all of this? Jay Z's plan worked. The picture looks amazing. If I hadn't seen the video, I would have thought Kevin Hart had just told a hilarious Kevin Hart joke and Jay Z was so happy and amused he could help but laugh like a little angel. But now I know the truth - IT'S ALL A LIE. A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE LIE. I'LL NEVER RECOVER.

H/T - Twitter, SOHH

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