It's common knowledge that Donald Trump isn't the most eloquent wordsmith. It shouldn't come as any surprise that in a recent video released by the Trump administration, there was a massive spelling error: Miners was spelled minors.
Obviously, twitter jumped on this real quick.
Wow. Minors, maybe working in those clean beautiful coal mines. Makes me nostalgic for that great asbestos insulation and lead paint.— Tersa (@TerryTerse) June 23, 2017
Make child labor great again— Peggy J Cone (@ConePeggy) June 23, 2017
Yes, Dear Leader. Put those lazy children back to work pic.twitter.com/0t9I986CIJ— Eduardo (@edjames01) June 23, 2017
Isn't that part of Betsy DeVos' philosophy? Not everyone is cut out for school, so just put them to work?— Lynne (@LynneGarrison) June 23, 2017
You've got to be shidding me— Ian Paige (@u2fellowcitizen) June 23, 2017
Good. My kids need something to do this summer.— Glen Buhlmann (@GlenBikes) June 23, 2017
Minor miners at work must be working on his web site.— Darren McMichael (@da_mcm) June 23, 2017
I think Bugs Bunny said it best: "What a maroon!"— Scar Radio (@ScarRadio) June 23, 2017
For everyone who is scared of Trump's administration, thankfully he at least gives us a chance to laugh.
Here's the video:
Before the @realDonaldTrump facebook deletes it, Here is a download of the video they posted putting your "Minors" back to work in coal pic.twitter.com/8Nw5nuUir7— ALT Immigration (@ALT_uscis) June 23, 2017
I grew up in a marginally superstitious family who brought some beliefs and hocus-pocus superstitions from the old country. I couldn't make too much noise late at night for fear of attracting a "jinn." I couldn't point at cemeteries or stare into a mirror for too long or my face would become deformed, and heaven help me if I was ever mean to or disobeyed my parents or grandparents, because then I'd be looking at a cursed life that would ruin me until the day that I died.
But the idea of "back luck" or stepping on cracks, walking under ladders, or stealing a black cat's macchiato isn't something that my family really bought into. Sure, we believed in supernatural stuff and the idea that karma gets back around to mess with you or your kids, but "bad luck"?
No honey, it isn't luck that's ruining your life, it's an unseen species of metaphysical monsters that exist in a different plane we know little about—but they are mentioned in the Quran, so be careful!
There are phenomena so unfortunate that simply looking at images of them will cause the same bad luck to befall you. So on this Friday the 13th, gaze upon these pictures with extreme caution.