Enter Fortune Feimster to save the day.
Great! Can you look meaner, with a touch more life-draining succubus? That Elvira meets the Walking Dead thing :-)— Eric Webb (@RealEricWebb) August 4, 2017
Frowning clearly comes more naturally to Sarah. It looks like you have to work way harder at it than she does.— Good Kid (@TenSpeedKid) August 4, 2017
Don't forget her left arm twitch. She kinda flaps it like a chicken wing when she gets riled up about something.— Vee Smittero (@VeeSmittero) August 4, 2017
This gave us a much needed laugh 😂 you were awesome 👏🏼— Anna Holloway (@annamholloway) August 4, 2017
There IS a sliver of amazing in this garbage fire.— Jackie Weisman (@jmw3883) August 4, 2017
Growing up as a Muslim-Albanian family with very patriarchal ideas on the way a family is supposed to operate, my idea of what a father should be was a very "man's man" one.
He brings home the bacon, laughs maybe five times a year, and was really into Clint Eastwood and Martin Scorcese movies. Oh, and a Marlboro Red had to be perpetually hanging out the side of his mouth.
Fast forward years later and here I am, dadding it up, and I'm not that, like, at all. The manliest thing I probably do is hit the gym, bro, and not shave my chest hair. Other than that though, I'm nothing like the former generation of "guy's guys" that raised me. Which I'm totally cool with, because I'm already learning special hair braids to try out on my daughter once she gets older. Because her old man might be a North Jersey meathead, but he's going to be a meathead who doesn't mind having tea parties and getting his nails painted with his little girl.