SNL Writer Slams Tomi Lahren, And The Internet Lost It
Tomi Lahren is a partisan hack who is so dedicated to ideological hegemonic domination that she's actually said these words out loud:
I am your worst nightmare. I don’t care what you label me or how many times you come for me. I am fearless and I’m just getting started.
Enter Julio Torres, one of SNL's secret weapons, who has distinguished himself as being one of our finest counter-pundits.
Over the weekend, Torres delivered the final word on Lahren:
Tomi Lahren has the outraged cadence and tense body language of someone who was just accused of shoplifting at Victoria's Secret
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) September 2, 2017
Twitter was soooo happy to play along:
And the self righteousness of someone whose parents still pay her credit card bills....
— Leonard Washington (@LennysTheMan) September 3, 2017
And she WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER IMMEDIATELY.
— JB in Bits/Pieces (@JBLite) September 3, 2017
Tami strikes me as a shoplifting at Frederick's kinda gal.
— RyanLeveille (@rmleveille) September 2, 2017
VS employees backed up Torres on his hot take:
As someone who used to work at Victoria's Secret, I can confirm this.
— Ashleigh (@ashleigh_acon) September 3, 2017
Worked there and can confirm this is 204% accurate.
— Kara Myers (@KaraMyers_) September 3, 2017
And Twitter users shared GIFS and memes:
— Matt Wilkinson (@justcallmatt) September 3, 2017
YES! 😂 pic.twitter.com/3r62nZBhbZ
— Lulu Ward (@MillieLou5) September 3, 2017
— Lois Murray (@ezrateach) September 3, 2017
Godspeed, Julio. Keep us sane.
H/T: Twitter
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