I am your worst nightmare. I don’t care what you label me or how many times you come for me. I am fearless and I’m just getting started.
Enter Julio Torres, one of SNL's secret weapons, who has distinguished himself as being one of our finest counter-pundits.
Tomi Lahren has the outraged cadence and tense body language of someone who was just accused of shoplifting at Victoria's Secret— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) September 2, 2017
And the self righteousness of someone whose parents still pay her credit card bills....— Leonard Washington (@LennysTheMan) September 3, 2017
Tami strikes me as a shoplifting at Frederick's kinda gal.— RyanLeveille (@rmleveille) September 2, 2017
As someone who used to work at Victoria's Secret, I can confirm this.— Ashleigh (@ashleigh_acon) September 3, 2017
Growing up as a Muslim-Albanian family with very patriarchal ideas on the way a family is supposed to operate, my idea of what a father should be was a very "man's man" one.
He brings home the bacon, laughs maybe five times a year, and was really into Clint Eastwood and Martin Scorcese movies. Oh, and a Marlboro Red had to be perpetually hanging out the side of his mouth.
Fast forward years later and here I am, dadding it up, and I'm not that, like, at all. The manliest thing I probably do is hit the gym, bro, and not shave my chest hair. Other than that though, I'm nothing like the former generation of "guy's guys" that raised me. Which I'm totally cool with, because I'm already learning special hair braids to try out on my daughter once she gets older. Because her old man might be a North Jersey meathead, but he's going to be a meathead who doesn't mind having tea parties and getting his nails painted with his little girl.