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SNL Writer Slams Tomi Lahren, And The Internet Lost It

SNL Writer Slams Tomi Lahren, And The Internet Lost It
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Updated 10 months ago

Tomi Lahren is a partisan hack who is so dedicated to ideological hegemonic domination that she's actually said these words out loud:

I am your worst nightmare. I don’t care what you label me or how many times you come for me. I am fearless and I’m just getting started.

Enter Julio Torres, one of SNL's secret weapons, who has distinguished himself as being one of our finest counter-pundits.

Over the weekend, Torres delivered the final word on Lahren: 

Twitter was soooo happy to play along:

VS employees backed up Torres on his hot take:

And Twitter users shared GIFS and memes:

Godspeed, Julio. Keep us sane.

H/T: Twitter

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