The best part of this week's Monday Night Football wasn't the football. It was, in fact, first time sideline correspondent Sergio Dipp, whose awkward, obviously flustered commentary has skyrocketed him into all our hearts. The clip of Sergio, like a great episode of The Office, is so awkward that you love it unconditionally. Don't believe me?
Me: wow Rex Ryan might be the worst announcer I've ever heard.— mjpanzer (@DCDribble) September 12, 2017
Sergio Dipp: hold my beer.
Sergio Dipp is absolutely electric. Need more Sergio Dipp— Samson (@TheWhite_Kite) September 12, 2017
Ken Bone needs to give his red sweater to Sergio Dipp. We have a new king.— chaps (@UncleChaps) September 12, 2017
Sergio Dipp has become an international sensation which means that we’ll dig up all the skeletons in his closet by tomorrow morning!— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) September 12, 2017
From now on if someone ask's were I was on 9/11 im going to need them2 specfy if they mean 2001 or when Amerca was introduced to Sergio Dipp— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) September 12, 2017
Sergio actually has a pretty great story, watch him below.
The man's name is Sergio Dipp. And he's the only sideline reporter I ever want to hear from in any sport ever again.— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) September 12, 2017
Growing up as a Muslim-Albanian family with very patriarchal ideas on the way a family is supposed to operate, my idea of what a father should be was a very "man's man" one.
He brings home the bacon, laughs maybe five times a year, and was really into Clint Eastwood and Martin Scorcese movies. Oh, and a Marlboro Red had to be perpetually hanging out the side of his mouth.
Fast forward years later and here I am, dadding it up, and I'm not that, like, at all. The manliest thing I probably do is hit the gym, bro, and not shave my chest hair. Other than that though, I'm nothing like the former generation of "guy's guys" that raised me. Which I'm totally cool with, because I'm already learning special hair braids to try out on my daughter once she gets older. Because her old man might be a North Jersey meathead, but he's going to be a meathead who doesn't mind having tea parties and getting his nails painted with his little girl.