Deadpool star Ryan Reynolds is a well known Hollywood family man, raising two daughters with his wife, actress Blake Lively.
Smart move. I recommend becoming a baker in Austin, TX, or a door-to-door vacuum salesmen in Poughkeepsie.— I'm Dad Inside (@ChrisRobinsonNJ) October 23, 2017
I’ll take ur place ... make sure to come pick the kids up.. unless u want to visit them at boarding school lol— Randy Mojica (@RMojica9) October 23, 2017
Happy Birthday Daddy! .... Daddy? ...... Daddy!?! ...Daaadddyy?? DAAADDDDYYY????— LAPv3 (@LAPv3) October 23, 2017
Hahahahaha! From a fellow Kanuk with twins I totally feel ur pain!— Debby Sousa (@debbiesexything) October 23, 2017
But Blake Lively got her revenge with this ultimate birthday burn.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Deadpool! Good luck in your new life!
Growing up as a Muslim-Albanian family with very patriarchal ideas on the way a family is supposed to operate, my idea of what a father should be was a very "man's man" one.
He brings home the bacon, laughs maybe five times a year, and was really into Clint Eastwood and Martin Scorcese movies. Oh, and a Marlboro Red had to be perpetually hanging out the side of his mouth.
Fast forward years later and here I am, dadding it up, and I'm not that, like, at all. The manliest thing I probably do is hit the gym, bro, and not shave my chest hair. Other than that though, I'm nothing like the former generation of "guy's guys" that raised me. Which I'm totally cool with, because I'm already learning special hair braids to try out on my daughter once she gets older. Because her old man might be a North Jersey meathead, but he's going to be a meathead who doesn't mind having tea parties and getting his nails painted with his little girl.