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Man Waits Five Years To Respond To A Tweet, And Now He's An Internet Hero

Man Waits Five Years To Respond To A Tweet, And Now He's An Internet Hero
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7 months ago

Brady Maurer of Portland, Oregon, has been hopping around Twitter giving people reminders they asked for — five years ago.  

He's like a holiday reminder elf and people are loving him for it.

He's just helping people live their best lives:

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I wonder if she still likes that name?

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The FBI was a bit different five years ago, but still:

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Twitter is still around and going strong:

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Brady's diligence is extra, and people appreciate his efforts:

But wait! Maurer still had more reminders to dish out:

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I mean, these are important choices:

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And life goals:

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He's a karmic god!

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People started submitting their reminders for the future:

We'll check back with y'all in five years.

H/T: Twitter

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