Brady Maurer of Portland, Oregon, has been hopping around Twitter giving people reminders they asked for — five years ago.
He's just helping people live their best lives:
I wonder if she still likes that name?
The FBI was a bit different five years ago, but still:
Twitter is still around and going strong:
Brady's diligence is extra, and people appreciate his efforts:
But wait! Maurer still had more reminders to dish out:
I mean, these are important choices:
And life goals:
He's a karmic god!
People started submitting their reminders for the future:
Could you remind me in 5 years time to make better long-term plans? Seriously, anything after the next 6 months is a total mystery.— Joshua Woudt (@JaydubKaydub) December 14, 2017
Check on me in 5 years to see if I’m still living in London, then ask me why. If my reason isn’t sufficient please chastise me.— Girl Davis (@Thatgirldavis) December 14, 2017
Please remind me in 5 years that I have to be able to speak 6 Languages fluently— water me dad (@weirdfedoras) December 14, 2017
We'll check back with y'all in five years.
I grew up in a marginally superstitious family who brought some beliefs and hocus-pocus superstitions from the old country. I couldn't make too much noise late at night for fear of attracting a "jinn." I couldn't point at cemeteries or stare into a mirror for too long or my face would become deformed, and heaven help me if I was ever mean to or disobeyed my parents or grandparents, because then I'd be looking at a cursed life that would ruin me until the day that I died.
But the idea of "back luck" or stepping on cracks, walking under ladders, or stealing a black cat's macchiato isn't something that my family really bought into. Sure, we believed in supernatural stuff and the idea that karma gets back around to mess with you or your kids, but "bad luck"?
No honey, it isn't luck that's ruining your life, it's an unseen species of metaphysical monsters that exist in a different plane we know little about—but they are mentioned in the Quran, so be careful!
There are phenomena so unfortunate that simply looking at images of them will cause the same bad luck to befall you. So on this Friday the 13th, gaze upon these pictures with extreme caution.