I love marijuana. I'm not going to lie about it. One of my favorite things in the world at the end of a productive month where I felt like I got a lot accomplished is taking an evening to myself after working out extra hard that day, queuing up two movies I've really wanted to see, getting a bunch of munchies together, toking up, and just eating and watching TV.
Now I have a decent amount of self-control most times, but when I'm high, it's like a foodapocalypse. I will eat anything and everything in sight. It's probably the number one reason why I blaze so infrequently.
But when I do, the food I get is extra junky, there's something about fast food and pot that go so well together.
Something these Burger King employees knew all too well and used their fast food jobs as the perfect cover up for selling weed.
Seacoast Online reported that two workers at the Epping Burger King, Meagan Dearborn and Garrett Norris would distribute marijuana through the drive-through. People would drive up and ask if "Nasty Boy" was working, which was Garrett's awesome nickname.
If "Nasty Boy" was indeed, working, people would place an order for "extra crispy" french fries and get a separate coffee cup with weed in it with their order.
Norris was arrested and charged with sale of a controlled drug and possession of a controlled drug with intent to distribute. Assistant shift manager Dearborn was also arrested after being charged with conspiracy to distribute drugs and illegal possession of alcohol (she's 19).
They were both released on $2,500 bail and have arraignments scheduled on February 22nd.
Hopefully they get a cool ass judge who recognized clever business tactics when he sees them. Oh, and it's not like they were selling heroin, it's not like anyone's ever overdosed on pot. Besides, how else are you going to enjoy BK's gross food? (h/t seacoast online)