This story stars an aspiring Australian rapper named "2pec," so you know it's gonna be crazy. 2pec, otherwise known as Terry Peck, went for a long, luxurious meal at a restaurant in Queensland called Omeros Bros. He ordered €420 alcohol and seafood treats, including two lobster mornays and 21 oyster shooters, according to the Journal. GPN says he ate "a whole baby octopus, two large lobsters, 21 oysters in vodka and washed the lot down with Mexican lager" which is much more colorfully descriptive, but either way, it was a lot of dead fish. When it was time to pay the bill, Terry did a runner.
Waiters reportedly chased him from the restaurant, which is situated in a high-end area near Main Beach on Australia's Gold Coast. That was likely part of Terry's plan all along, because he went down the beach and out into the water. Then he refused to come out.