Making The Rounds
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All sizes are NOT created equal.
So...we're reading it now?
This is probably the most communicative thing that will ever go into your vagina.
Guess you'll have to find another way to make an arse of yourself.
Food over females, amirite?
And all anyone cares about is when they're going to get that sweet breakup album.
Five generations of dorkiness and counting!
How effective are dildos against firearms?
Our capacity for the weird and insane is limitless.
That'll teach ya to drink and eat.
That was awfully decent of them.
Now the subway look like heaven on Earth.
nope, nope, NOPE NOPENOPENOPE
Soon all forms of communication will be strictly emojis, it's like we're back to hieroglyphics.
Because Planking and Tebowing just weren't enough.
Just kidding, it's exactly the same as it's always been.
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba... I'm hatin' it.
Who's ready to get raptured AF?