12 Adult Christmas Movies That Santa Probably Wouldn't Approve Of

Most of us have a running list of Christmas movies we watch each holiday season. And many of those lists include favorites like Home Alone and Elf. But it's easy to forget that there are actually some adult Christmas movies that are perfect for those times where you don't really want a family-friendly or romantic holiday story.

Naturally, we have a list of some of the best adult Christmas movies that you need to add to your own queue right now. Some of them are R-rated, while others are PG-13. But overall, they're the kinds of Christmas movies you can enjoy with other grown-ups without getting a holiday song stuck in your head for days after.

Read on for our list of adult Christmas movies.

Whether you want something funny, scary, or just more risqué than the usual holiday films out there, we have you covered.

After you watch The Night Before once, it will become a holiday staple for you. Starring Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Anthony Mackie, the Christmas movie is about three friends' last wild night out before the big holiday.

Think of everything that could possibly go wrong at a big corporate office Christmas party and you have Office Christmas Party. It stars Jennifer Aniston, Kate McKinnon, and Jason Bateman too, and can you ever go wrong with these three in an R-rated comedy? The answer is no.

As a holiday-themed sequel to Bad Moms, the same characters return to put a stop to the pressure they're under to give their families the best Christmas ever with little to no appreciation in return. Even if you aren't a parent, you can definitely empathize with their frustration.

And the chaotic Christmas montage with the moms wreaking havoc at a mall makes the movie worth more than one watch.

Trading Places came out in 1983 and stars Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd as a homeless man and a Wall Street fat cat, respectively. When they're the unwilling and unknowing subjects of two millionaires' bet to see if they can switch the men's lives, both men's worlds are turned upside down.

It's not exactly Christmas themed, but it takes place over the holidays and it's a bona fide classic. It also gets bonus points for featuring a young Jamie Lee Curtis as Dan Akroyd's love interest.

We aren't sure if we agree with combining the horror genre with Christmas, but Krampus is well done enough to make this list. The PG-13 holiday movie focuses on one family's terror at the hands of Krampus, the anti-Santa demon who punishes naughty kids at Christmas.

Harold and Kumar return in a Christmas movie that shows how much they've grown apart as Harold has gotten married and settled down. They go on one last adventure, though, which features plenty of rated-R antics and more of their good friend Neil Patrick Harris.

Black Christmas is another horror Christmas movie that people can't seem to get enough of. The original movie came out in 1974 and a remake was released in 2019. The plot follows a group of sorority girls on winter break who receive threatening phone calls. They're picked off one by one by a mysterious killer.

You can watch Just Friends any time of year and it'll still be just as hilarious. But since it takes place over the holidays, it deserves a spot on this list.

Ryan Reynolds stars as a hotshot agent who returns to his hometown to win the love of his childhood best friend. Unfortunately, his most demanding client, played by Anna Faris, comes along for the ride.

Violent Night came out in December 2022. It's about a wealthy family held hostage on Christmas Eve. Their only hope is a very Die Hard–esque Santa, played by Stranger Things star David Harbour. Although it's a new movie compared to the other adult Christmas movies here, you can stream it on Prime Video.

Billy Bob Thornton plays a terrible mall Santa in Bad Santa. He drinks, smokes, sleeps with women, and treats kids pretty terribly. He's also a con artist. We'd like to say he secretly has a heart of gold, and some of that does come out a bit, but really this movie is about enjoying the ride and trying not to take it too seriously.

You could probably watch Four Christmases with kids and not worry too much about the adult themes. But it really is more of a movie for adults to enjoy.

The plot follows one couple's mishaps on Christmas Day as they're forced to travel to their respective families' multiple holiday celebrations when their vacation flight is canceled.

Like Trading Places, Scrooged is a much older Christmas movie than others that made this list. But it's also a classic. Starring Bill Murray, 1988's Scrooged is a take on Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol. With Bill Murray in his Ghostbusters era, you literally cannot go wrong.

Though there may be no shortage of retellings for A Christmas Carol, this 2022 film goes the extra mile. This irreverent musical features plenty of hilarious original songs and stars Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell as part of an unlikely but hilarious duo.

Take a trip off the beaten path and watch one of the most acclaimed anime films of all time. In the 2003 film, three homeless people happen upon an abandoned baby on Christmas Eve. They quickly become the unwitting caretakers of the child as they run into all sorts of antics throughout Tokyo trying to find the baby's parents.

What do you get when you combine a zombie film, some jaunty musical numbers, and a little bit of Christmas magic? You get Anna and the Apocalypse. This 2017 British film follows a group of young friends who try to survive a zombie outbreak that takes place on Christmas.

This rom-com from 2020 has a little more bite to it than the average Hallmark holiday film. Emma Roberts and Luke Bracey star as Sloane and Jackson, two people who have grown tired of explaining to their families why they're single during the holidays. After a chance encounter on Christmas, they both strike a deal to be each other's platonic "holidate" and protect each other from nagging relatives on different holidays. Surprise, surprise! They start catching feelings.

By now, anyone who grew up with Home Alone knows that the antics pulled off in that wholesome comedy would probably severely injure someone in real life. Well, Better Watch Out takes full advantage of that fact.

A 12-year-old boy and his older babysitter attempt to survive a home invasion during the holidays. However, the sitter quickly comes to learn that something more sinister is at play.