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Source: Twitter

Man Texts Girlfriend That He Had To Cheat To Find The Cure For Cancer

By Aimee Lutkin

This is Bella, a gorgeous Twitter queen:

Bella recently shared some texts from her boyfriend in which he makes up a pretty insulting excuse for why he cheated on her with another woman. Well, hopefully he's now her ex-boyfriend? Who knows, but if he's seen her, he should know better! 

In his texts, Bella's boyfriend writes that he let another woman perform oral sex on him, but it was all for the greater good. He explains that the woman was drunk, and she wanted to perform oral sex on him so badly he was afraid if he didn't let her, she'd run out on the street and get hit by a car. The driver would be sentenced to jail for it. His precocious children would never make it through college without a dad around, and thus never become scientists and eventually cure cancer.