Some things are just so bad you can't help but look. Like a Pauly Shore movie, or any number of viral videos where people unwittingly humiliate themselves. For me, seeing a bad date is my guilty pleasure. One, because it makes me feel better about my own life, which is extremely petty, I know. And two, because, as much as we may say that we don't love drama, let's get real – we all secretly do.
And the more terrible the date, the bigger the douche a guy is, the more spectacularly he screws it up, the more I enjoy it.
So you can only imagine how much I enjoyed this doomed date Twitter user Kelly Fine live-tweeted.