Some things are just so bad you can't help but look. Like a Pauly Shore movie, or any number of viral videos where people unwittingly humiliate themselves. For me, seeing a bad date is my guilty pleasure. One, because it makes me feel better about my own life, which is extremely petty, I know. And two, because, as much as we may say that we don't love drama, let's get real – we all secretly do.
And the more terrible the date, the bigger the douche a guy is, the more spectacularly he screws it up, the more I enjoy it.
So you can only imagine how much I enjoyed this doomed date Twitter user Kelly Fine live-tweeted.
And it was pretty much doomed from the get go. Fine wrote, "There's a couple on their first date at this sushi place and the guy announced 'I don't look at menus. And I'm ordering for us.'"
Okay... we're officially uncomfortable with how controlling this guy is.
This came as a surprise given how truly terrible this guy is. Did he switch personalities since the first date? Is this girl just really nice and wanted to give him a second chance?
So if you don't eat sushi with chopsticks, what do you eat them with? A fork? Your hands?
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