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30 Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards Every Couple Can Relate To

30 Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards Every Couple Can Relate To
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Updated 1 year ago

 Valentine's Day is coming up and that means one thing is on everyone's mind. Say it with me.

Picking the perfect Valentine's Day Card.

But what if you and your partner have been together for a really long time? What if you have said everything that needs to be said? You can't just not get a card. That is the kind of the thing that destroys relationships. Fortunately, there are cards that exist for you too.  

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This is the closest I come to flirting.
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02
But cut it out
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You're lucky I put up with you.
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u up?
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That's the best anyone can hope for.
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You... know the rest.
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Poop indeed
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How intimate
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Hot
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You have no idea how much I appreciate that
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Pff... Wha...?
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Yes. That good.
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Dibs!
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Give it time though
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I am not a creep
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Thanks...
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Wow! That much, huh?
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Inside the card?
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And I REALLY hate your farts
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This is the grossest and sweetest thing.
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I won't.
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Woah. This may be moving a little too fast for me.
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They sure do.
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Never release it
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Math is sexy
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Let's get brunch
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I wouldn't call the police
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Thank you?
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