Valentine's Day is coming up and that means one thing is on everyone's mind. Say it with me.
Picking out the perfect Valentine's Day cards.
But what if you and your partner have been together for a really long time? What if you have said everything that needs to be said? You can't just not get a card. That is the kind of the thing that destroys relationships. Fortunately, there are cards that exist for you, too.
When it comes to V-Day, there are two distinct groups of people: the ones who go all out with the flowers and the chocolates and the expensive dinners ... and the ones who don't. Some of us just can't do gushy, and that's OK!
If you're looking to make your SO laugh instead of cry on Feb. 14, get inspired by the 30 hysterical cards below. Because everyone knows that brutal honesty is the sincerest form of love ... right?
1. This is the closest I come to flirting.
2. But cut it out
3. You're lucky I put up with you.
4. u up?
5. That's the best anyone can hope for.
6. You... know the rest.
7. Poop indeed
8. How intimate
10. You have no idea how much I appreciate that
11. Pff... Wha...?
12. Yes. That good.
14. Give it time though
17. I am not a creep
19. Wow! That much, huh?
20. Inside the card?
21. And I REALLY hate your farts
22. This is the grossest and sweetest thing.
23. I won't.
24. Woah. This may be moving a little too fast for me.
25. They sure do.
26. Never release it
27. Math is sexy
28. Let's get brunch
29. I wouldn't call the police
30. Thank you?
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