Being single has its perks. It's definitely much better to be on your own than to settle for any old person out there just because you don't want to deal with the social shame, stigma, or plain discomfort of not having a romantic partner in your life.
Because as painful as it is being alone, being stuck with someone you're not absolutely in love with is, in the long run, much, much worse.
Especially if you're looking forward to Valentine's day and out of nowhere they go and get you one of these lame gifts.
These Twitter users really outdid themselves identifying the absolute worst things you could give your sweetie on February 14 - unless you're aiming for them to be your ex sweetie. Then they're actually pretty brilliant and super effective if not the most adult or kind way to end a relationship.
Wow, what are you trying to say here?
Hopefully this was a joke gift from a friend and not a subtle way of breaking up with someone?
I just lost my appetite completely.
Nothing says romance better than a funeral pre-plan.
Despite the intention behind those movies, I can't think of anything less sexy than watching Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dorman have dead-eyed, chemistry-free bondage sex.
How about we make a rule of "no Trump anything" for Valentine's Day?
I love you, here's $20 for a store that only exists in your mind now unless you live in rural Alaska.
Nothing says I love you better than a passive aggressive hint to change your body.
Gee, that's hilarious. Light yourself on fire.
Yuck! I can't think of anything grosser.
What a waste of good chocolate.
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