Mayonnaise can be terrible or it can be delicious. It all depends on how you use it.
If you're scooping it out with a spoon and eating it by itself like peanut butter, you should feel like the goddamned savage you are. Mayonnaise on just white bread and bologna is almost just as gross. But put that bad boy on a cheeseburger with some ketchup and now we're talking. Chipotle mayo is actually pretty damn good, and mayo on french fries isn't all that bad, either. And with tomatoes and American cheese and turkey with some shredded lettuce? Well that ain't my cup of tea, but I can totally see the appeal.
However, there are some food items that, in my humble opinion, should never have mayo put on them.
Like pizza. Especially pizza topped with peas, which is already a questionable topping by itself. But combined with mayonnaise? Barf-inducing.
Apparently, some people think that mayonnaise and peas on pizza is a delicious matrimony of flavor. After all, mayonnaise on pizza is already a hit in Japan, for example. But for me, this combination just doesn't sit right.
Most people, and by most I mean SANE people, heartily disagreed.
I actually like pineapple on pizza, but I get where they're coming from.
There was a collective gross-out that could only be adequately expressed in memes.
Some people were just perplexed.
Others were just aghast.
Pineapple haters even called on the support of their rivals in solidarity to defeat the mayo-peas topping.
Of course someone had to make a comment about white people loving mayonnaise.
Which devolved into an incredible conversation.
But yeah, back to the disgust for this abomination of a pizza pie.
What do you think? Would you give a slice a try?
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