There are some surprises that are wonderful.
Waking up to discover someone made you breakfast. Or getting an unexpected visit from a loved one you haven't seen in a long time.
And then there are some surprises that absolutely suck. Like discovering a fly in your soup. Or a splinter in your sneakers on mile two of your half marathon.
Or opening a blanket on your flight expecting to cover yourself and be warm and finding a literal piece of doo-doo in it.
That's right, this Twitter user found a crusty piece of poop in their blanket, mid-flight.
She was just as angry at the person who pooed on the flight as the crew member who didn't dispose of it properly.
The trauma was real.
Obviously, her confidence in Delta was shaken.
People started accusing her of just trying to get paid.
But it seems like a hell of a story to fabricate, plus Nicole does seem super shook and certain it was poo.
People sympathized with her struggle.
I mean, can you imagine?
Delta's responded, but to a different Twitter user.
And it seemed like kind of a canned response.
To which Nicole responded.
Luckily for her, she's a stand-up comic, so there is a silver lining.
When life hands you poop in a blanket, make jokes about it, I guess?
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