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J.K. Rowling Explains Why Trump Would Never Be In Slytherin


It's hard not to look at Eric Trump and see someone who's an '80s movie villain. I mean, come on, just take a gander at this mug.

Now, I'm not saying that because you look like an evil person that necessarily makes you an evil person. But when your father is one of the most hated men on the planet and you constantly dress like you're Patrick Bateman with a slicked-back hairdo that screams "mergers and acquisitions," in my opinion, you're kind of asking for it.