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J.K. Rowling Explains Why Trump Would Never Be In Slytherin

J.K. Rowling Explains Why Trump Would Never Be In Slytherin
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1 year ago

It's hard not to look at Eric Trump and see someone who's an '80s movie villain. I mean, come on, just take a gander at this mug.

Now, I'm not saying that because you look like an evil person that necessarily makes you an evil person. But when your father is one of the most hated men on the planet and you constantly dress like you're Patrick Bateman with a slicked-back hairdo that screams "mergers and acquisitions," in my opinion, you're kind of asking for it.

Eric and his brother's trademark corporate-sleazeball-look draw a lot of comparisons online.

And people pointed out that the family has some pretty villainous past-times, to boot.

So it only made sense to one Harry Potter fan that they'd be members of the most "villainous" wizarding house in Hogwarts. 

Which people seemed to agree with.

However, it only took J.K. about ten minutes to respond and educate her fans why the Trumps wouldn't be in Slytherin at all.

You gotta be worthy of making it into Hogwarts in the first place, and who knows who'd be accepted better than Rowling? No one, that's who.

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