Free stuff is great in theory. The trouble is, most free stuff isn't actually free.
Like those cheap golf clubs you get for sitting through a 3-hour timeshare seminar, or for that "hangout session" an old friend hits you up for, but when you get to their crib, you quickly realize you're in a multi-level marketing meeting.
But there are some free things that don't really require your time or suffering through the torment of betrayal to enjoy them. You just need to have zero shame.