A woman who discovered her boyfriend's infidelity while out for dinner decided to leave a review of the bar where it all went down, and it's surprisingly hilarious. The review briefly appeared on the Facebook page of Sutlers in York, England.
In the review, the woman started by praising the bar's Sauvignon Blanc, and then publicly shamed her cheating boyfriend.
The review reads:
"Really nice bar, lots of atmosphere and good Sauvignon Blanc. Unfortunately halfway through said wine my boyfriends phone bleeped with a Tinder message which, of course, I wasn't supposed to see."
"So our visit was cut short, and he consequently got dumped and we drove back to Leicester (very uncomfortable car journey as you can imagine)."
"I'd recommend the pub definitely, but best to go with someone who isn't a lying s**t head as you'll have a much nicer time than I did."
Sutlers replied to the comment, offering to help make things right.
"Your boyfriend sounds like an absolute cad and a bounder. We deplore such actions. Its unbecoming of a true gentleman. "
"If you'd mentioned this at the time we'd have defended your honour by challenging said scallywag to a duel or at the very least given him a shake of our heads and sent him on his way with a collective tsk tsk! and advice that a gentleman should always treat his fair maiden with the utmost respect."
"You deserve better. The next time you're in York, with a new beau or with chums, pop in and say what-ho!"
"We'll make sure your next visit is a far more enjoyable one. Please accept my warmest sympathies and kindest regards on behalf of all the staff at Sutlers, Captain Darling."
The woman responded, saying:
"Captain, your comments are most kind. I love York and very disappointed my 4 day trip was cut short. However next time I'm around I will definitely pop in and finish that Sauvignon Blanc!"
Beware, infidelity may get you publicly called out in a Facebook review.
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