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United Airlines Investigates Death Of Soon-To-Be Largest Rabbit On Flight

By Mustafa Gatollari

If you're United Airlines, you better be perfect now, because people are really mad at you.

I mean, they were pissed before when your service involved cramped-seating and horrible delays. They were pissed when you forced ten year old girls to wear skirts over their yoga pants but left their shorts-wearing father alone.

They really were pissed when you called for security to drag a doctor traveling with his wife from one of your airplanes.