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'Tree Man' Discovered On Instagram Is Everyone's New Fitness Crush

'Tree Man' Discovered On Instagram Is Everyone's New Fitness Crush
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1 year ago

Another day, another beautiful man uncovered on the Internet. Danny Jones is a fitness guru with a pretty extensive following on Instagram, but he recently got a big boost of viral fame with a tweet from someone named La Loba. Apparently, there are people interested in what Danny has to offer who are not particularly interested in fitness:

"This is not a man, this is a tree," is apparently the mating call of thirsty followers everywhere, because people universally want to climb him:

Very graciously, La Loba directed everyone to Danny's fitness account, advising people "Go plant some seeds." 

And, boy, is it worth the click:

Obviously, Danny has been genetically gifted with a handsome face and 6'7" of well proportioned body, but he didn't get this buff by accident. My dude has been working on his fitness and he wants to inspire other people to challenge themselves at the gym:

For those of you that have been following me a while, you know that I like to share my progress photos from time to time. It's a good reminder to me of how far I've come and it motivates me (and hopefully you) to keep pushing and remember why I started this. - Do you know how long it took me to finally start seeing some noticeable differences in myself? A looooong time, longer than it should have. Lemme tell you why. - When I first started this journey (hate calling it that cuz it's so cliche sounding, but that's exactly what it is) I was hungry. And I'm not speaking in terms of hunger for food. I was unhappy with how I looked and how I felt. I wanted to walk shirtless on the beach with confidence. I wanted to be able to go to a pool party and make everyone do a double take. I wanted to feel good with how I looked. Don't get me wrong, I was never the type to let the disappointment in my physique prevent me from having fun and still going to the beach and pool parties. I just didn't feel great about myself when I did those things. I wanted more and I was going to do everything in my power to make a change. - But oh how quick we are to give up, make excuses and find reasons to quit. I would bust my ass in the gym and diet like a maniac for a week or two and I'd look in the mirror and see the exact same dude from a couple weeks ago looking back at me. Seemed like there was little to no change. So, I'd say "screw this, why am I killing myself with diet and training if it's making so little of a difference". And I'd quit until the next time I had a little more motivation to start all over. - Left: 280lbs. Working out hard 5-6 days a week at around 2-3 hours per workout. Little/no knowledge of nutrition. Right: 250lbs. (Not current) Working out hard 5-6 days a week at around 1-1.5 hours per workout. Daily calculated diet to help me reach my goals. It was at this time I FINALLY realized my body was undergoing some serious change. Granted, I made significant changes prior to this photo, but due to my overly self-critical nature, it took me forever to actually notice the positive change. My guess is 4 years between the two photos. - I've come a (continued in comments)

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And not only is Danny wickedly hot, he seems to have a sense of humor about this newfound fame and name:

I figured I might as well embrace it... #treeman

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Unfortunately, he's taken:

Hope everyone's having a great Memorial Day Weekend!

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But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the forest for the trees, friends!

Sometimes you just gotta be one with nature...🤣 #thatsonewhiteass #ihopethehillsdonthaveeyes

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