Donald Trump is going to suck as much money as he possibly can out of his followers before he is either run out of town or made Emperor for Life. If it's the latter, we'll be forced en masse to buy his crappy hats. Like this Halloween-themed MAGA baseball cap that Trump is peddling for the holiday:
Talk about scary, huh? It has a creepy Jack-o-Lantern face in the front with "Make America Great Again" scrawled on the back. Yep, a terrifying orange monster you can wear on your head, as though Trump himself is squatting up there.
Also, $45? What kind of sucker is paying that much money for a cap that was almost definitely made for less than $1, probably in China, despite Trump's shtick about not shipping jobs overseas and buying American.,
Everyone immediately made more or less the same joke about the similarity in color between the ghoulish hat and the 45th president's skin tone.
"That's the same color of Trump's orange makeup, that's so cool. He shouldn't wear one, though, won't know where the hat begins & the multiple chins end. (Btw, that $$ is used for his many legal fees.) At least you guys can get jobs on QVC when it's over." wrote one user.
A couple others made "October Surprise" jokes.
If nothing else, this hat proves Trump has no idea how the world sees him: as the most evil pumpkin to ever grow in our garden.
The real question is, will people buy these things? Probably. There's an old saying: "A fool and his money are soon parted." That tells me Trump supporters will be flocking to hand over their money for these ugly things. They'll probably think they're potential collectors' items.
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