Robby Kalland made a simple announcement on Twitter: He planned to eat 82 chicken nuggets in one sitting. Simple, yet inspirational. We've all theorized how far we could go with a box of nugs while drunkenly ordering Burger King one night. This guy is a true hero that answered the questions we've always had.
He prepared himself physically and mentally.
Accepted support from his fans routing him on to the end goal.
Vowed to avoid the fries. Those are a pitfall because they just waste space in there.
Considered his beverage options. A smart choice considering he likely has very little room in there. He could be a true pro and soak them in water as he goes so they slide down easier, just like the pros.
An then his trial began. As Kalland worked towards his goal, more and more followers tuned in to watch as he live-tweeted the growing pile of empty chicken nugget boxes, the meat sweats, the initial exuberance followed by grim determination. It was a wild ride. Somehow he was able to make it past like 5-6 food walls where he just seemed like he was done. Props to him for never giving up. We wish were were this dedicated!
But in the end, he triumphed and became a hero everyone who's had a late night drunk nug binge can relate to.
May he live to break his own record, though the nuggets probably aren't helping with that. We'd imagine he had a pretty rough bathroom break a few hours after this. It does make us question why these records exist but hey we're not going to argue about it. Go him?
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