When it comes to food, people have some pretty strong opinions, myself included.
So naturally when this university's dining services staff asked people how they should cut their toast, people had some strong opinions. And all of them were different.
Here are the three options presented, along with the question, "Which way would you prefer our staff to do you toast at the end of a night?!"
I have to say I'm a big fan of number 1, I mean, that's a classic isosceles cut right there. Something about triangles are really tasty; just ask Toblerone fans.
People generally thought that cuts 1 and 2 were fine, but 3 is, apparently, an abomination to most folks.
"Never in my life seen toast cut like 3, outrageous," wrote one person.
I mean, I've never seen cut 3 before myself, but is it really that bad?
"If you cut your toast long ways throw your whole life in the bin you creature," wrote one person who believes anyone who cuts their toast like number 3 deserves to be arrested immediately.
I mean, it's the same slice of bread.
It's not like it doesn't have butter on it or anything.
You can still put jam on it and it doesn't change the nature of the food at all.
"I mean - imagine you met the love of your life and then you found out that they cut their toast like #ToastNumber3! You'd have to really examine your conscience with that one! #NoToToastNumber3," wrote another incensed person on Twitter.
But apparently 3 wasn't such a departure for some folks.
Everyone clearly had their favorite.
Others shared their personal toast-cutting journeys.
While some swore that geometry impacted flavor and portion size.
So what's your favorite way to cut toast? Or are you more of a wrap person?
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