Okay, so adult film star Stormy Daniels alleges she slept with Donald Trump while he was married to Melania Trump. She gave a full account of the experience according to her to In Touch Weekly, and it's about as depressing as you can imagine. The salaciousness isn't even terribly salacious!
But there is one part of Daniels' account that people are loving.
The man sitting in the White House is allegedly really, really scared of sharks: