This Grandma Gave Some Very Graphic Advice For What To Do With A Cheating Ex

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Nov. 18 2019, Updated 2:16 p.m. ET

The wisdom of a woman who has lived to see her children grow up and have their own children should never be dismissed. They've seen some stuff. 

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Imgur user NoCapes posted a story of heartbreak, love, and finally, poop, all curtesy of their late grandmother. Before NoCapes's Grandma died, she protected them from falling back into a toxic relationship with this simple analogy:

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NoCapes had broken up with their girlfriend, because she was, allegedly, a cheater. After some time had passed, NoCapes ended up hanging with their ex, and they had a great time. Beware, NoCapes! When our hero went to tell their grandma about how they were considering taking back that cheating ex, she told them it would be a huge mistake.

"A few months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend because she cheated on me multiple times.

"Yesterday, she called me and asked if we could meet. I said yes. 

"We had an awesome time together. I realized I still loved her and missed her.

“On the other side, if the poop gets cold and hard, many people could think it’s chocolate.”

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When poop is hot, it's repellent. When poop is cold (from time and distance from poop) it looks like delicious chocolate. Don't be fooled!

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On the one hand, I disagree that poop ever looks convincingly enough like chocolate to be appetizing. On the other hand, I will remember this comparison for the rest of my life, and that's how all grandparent wisdom should be: scarring.

A lot of people could relate:

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And a whole lot of other people had more poop-related conventional wisdom to share:

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But a few people, like myself, are a bit hung up on the entire premise:

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Let's just hope grandma didn't know about this from personal experience.

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