Moms and technology gone wrong may be my favorite genre of Twitter, but this story may be the best one yet. It's more the story of a mom who knows what she's doing with her phone, but is struggling with reality.
Twitter user @thesheidashow shared what appears to be an entirely real conversation she had with a woman who messaged her with what looks like photos of stitches. Kind of an unpleasant surprise! She tried her best to tell this woman that is in fact NOT her son Dorian. But Dorian's mom would not believe it:
As you can see, things escalated to the point where she had to Facetime with Dorian's mom to prove he was not in her vicinity, nor a friend of @thesheidashow.
Our poster's theory is that Dorian is little wild, because why else would his mom be so sure she was being pranked?
Later, @thesheidashow updated to say she'd called Dorian's mom to let her know their chance meeting had gone viral, and apparently she is delighted:
People are loving Dorian's mom for pretty much rolling with everything she thought her son was sending her way. Especially the part where she said the strange woman appearing on her phone was pretty:
How she went “but she’s pretty ;)” trynna hook you up with Dorian girl— Sam (@Kidrauhlsperf_) April 1, 2018
Now you gotta be friends with Dorian imagine how he is with a family like that 😍— Leelou🦄 (@leelou_v) April 1, 2018
I need to get my self-esteem to the point where I have to have 15-minute factime convos with strangers before believing I may have typed a number wrong.— Nick Rampello (@NickTheRampello) April 2, 2018
They're also loving pretty much everything @thesheidashow said in response to this unswayable mom:
"i'm black, u not my mama" i'm screamingggg 😩😂😂— im not joking bitch (@curlzandbluntz) March 31, 2018
But the question remains—where is Dorian???
Tbf you sent at least 11 messages without actually saying you weren't Dorian.— SEAN - Stoic Existentialist Atheist Nihilist (@Firepickle) April 1, 2018
Well, his momma doesn't have his number, so who knows. Dorian, if you see this, call home!