Kids say the darndest things and cannot be trusted with fire, so they make bad people to follow in the kitchen. But we still love hearing their ideas about food, because they're so imaginative. Food is more a supply from the craft store than something you would eat.
This is dangerous for the digestive system but good for laughs. Twitter user Jordan Adams shared a cookbook from his nephew's pre-k class, and they're the perfect example of the delirious minds that want to serve you actual mud pies: