These Recipes From Kids Will Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing

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Oct. 14 2018, Updated 9:00 p.m. ET

Kids say the darndest things and cannot be trusted with fire, so they make bad people to follow in the kitchen. But we still love hearing their ideas about food, because they're so imaginative. Food is more a supply from the craft store than something you would eat.

That's why it's no surprise that some restaurants ban kids who are under 5 years old, and despite some backlash, business boomed for the venue. Which says a lot about mixing kids with food in public. 

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So, when one teacher asked her young students to come up with their own recipes it was dangerous for the digestive system but good for laughs. Twitter user Jordan Adams shared a cookbook from his nephew's pre-k class, and they're the perfect example of the delirious minds that want to serve you actual mud pies:

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Ethan's Eggs sound delicious, but they are missing one key ingredient: eggs.

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Ariana's Macaroni involves time at the pool, which I am on board with.

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Joe's Tacos took a really fast turn. He does NOT want tacos.

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And Sebastian's Pancakes sound delicious, but they're pretty pricey:

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Though they would never eat any of these recipes in a million years, people love them:

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And find them pretty relatable, actually:

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It's like demented Ratatouille in here.

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Getting recipes from kids is a pretty common thing, because it's always funny. Some people shared their own weirdo recipes from school, which they've held onto all these years in case they want to give themselves food poisoning someday:

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Maybe even on Thanksgiving:

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And teachers everywhere love compiling them:

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We need them!

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Keep me laughing, kids, as I eat this boring sandwich that is made with bread instead of two skateboards, or something.

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