I've had packages stolen from me before and it's ridiculously frustrating for multiple reasons. One, because no matter how many times I instructed the delivery people via email, online forms, phone calls, and signs in my building to not leave a package without getting a signature, they'd always just leave the box and bounce.
But that wouldn't be a problem if people just didn't freaking steal. As crappy as it is for the UPS guy to just drop my package and leave, it takes a special kind of crappiness to steal from someone.
Oftentimes, I'd dream up of ways at getting back at package thieves, and it almost always involved fireworks of some kind. You can understand, with a name and religious background like mine, how problematic this is. So I never did it.
But at least I'm able to vicariously live through Jaireme Barrow, who fulfilled my lifelong fantasy of hooking small explosives up to a package and scaring the hell out of a thief.