Viral OnlyFans star.

Bianca Piazza - Author

Jun. 5 2024, Published 3:30 p.m. ET

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Source: Ruby May; Girthmasterr

Ever since a particular skyscraping OnlyFans creator went viral in April 2024, wine bottles bring to mind something a bit naughtier than clinking glasses and a warm buzz.

When the 6'6" Aussie was spontaneously interviewed on the street for a TikTok video by job hunting app Getahead, the revelation that he makes "between $40,000 and $80,000 a month" as an adult creator on the subscription social platform — even ranking in "the top 0.1 percent of creators on the platform worldwide” — had the internet curious. It wasn’t long before Girthmasterr, not to mention his, um, ripe eggplant, was Twitter’s favorite topic. (For those curious, he’s got a Doc Johnson replica toy launching soon.)

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The OF star’s physical similarities to Boogie Nights’ well-endowed protagonist Dirk Diggler are no secret. However, Girthmasterr is a more charming, grounded, and progressive version of Mark Wahlberg’s ‘70s porn star, even inspiring necessary conversations concerning outdated industry stigmas and the nuances of gender and modern sex work.

Distractify got intimate with Girthmasterr as he revealed his hottest hot take, dating preferences, dream collab, and more.

Talk about the best fan interaction you’ve ever had.

GM: A fan bought me a beer once at a bar. [He said], "Love your work."

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Source: Instagram/@girthmasterr

What was the moment you felt like you had "made it"?

GM: There's been so many of them! Either when I shot with Angela White or when I got in Rolling Stone.

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Shout out one of your favorite fellow creators!

GM: Let me go with Kazumi. She's like a marketing genius as far as porn goes. I took a lot of pages out of her book. She doesn't gatekeep any of the information she has — she speaks openly about her strategy, so I've literally watched her videos with a pencil and paper, taking notes on how to market myself.

Tell us about your dream collaboration.

GM: It already happened twice now! It was always Angela White. I created my personal standards around working, like, "If I work with Angela White, how would I handle the situation?" ... My standards have always been based around working with Angela. I shot with her twice and I have another shoot coming up in a couple of days. Living my dream!

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Source: Girthmasterr

What’s your favorite TV show?

GM: Let me say The Sopranos, Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sex and the City as well, gotta throw that in there! … I have two older sisters, so I grew up — it’d be on the TV and I’d be like, "Ew, don’t watch this! I hate this!" And then I’d stand in the doorway [to watch].

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If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be?

GM: I'm gonna get a matching tattoo with [a friend from back home.] We haven't decided what yet. … I've got a few already, but there's nothing I'm itching to get.

If you couldn’t be a content creator, what would your dream job be?

GM: Honestly, the most fun jobs I've had are things like ... when I was a construction worker. The work isn’t fun, but the people are fun. That’s what really makes it. Yeah, a construction worker. That environment is really fun. Hangin’ with the fellas, goofing around.

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Source: Instagram/@girthmasterr

What's the weirdest or funniest rumor you've heard about yourself?

GM: That I have d--k implants. There are forums dedicated to [speculating] which implants I got. I've never been able to afford implants. There are pictures of me online from when I was 18. I was, like, near homeless — I didn’t have money for implants!

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What's your hottest hot take?

GM: We need better, normal olive oil. Everything's extra virgin; what if I want to fry something in olive oil? Extra virgin smokes way too early. I go to the store and every single bottle is extra virgin. … It's not like it's better quality, they use the same olives! It's just a different process. Give me good quality normal olive oil, please. That's the only thing I'm heated about.

You’ve previously spoken a bit about navigating your dating life. So, what does a first date with the Girthmasterr look like?

GM: Either coffee, or evening drinks at a bar somewhere, a nice view. That's the important part to me: a nice view, something like that. It'd be a couple casual drinks, maybe fries.

I'll tell them that I do marketing. And then after a couple of drinks, once we get to know each other a bit, if I like them, I'll tell them, ‘When I said marketing, I really mean I do OnlyFans.’ … lf it's the first thing they know about me, that's all they want to talk about. And I'd rather get to know each other some before that kind of dominates the conversation. … I only go on dates with cool people, and they're always fine about it. They're very interested. And as soon as I go to the bathroom, I'm sure they're hitting up the group chat.

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Tell us a fact about yourself that may surprise people.

GM: I speak a bit of Spanish. I did three semesters of Spanish and I used to work with a bunch of Mexican guys when I did landscaping.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

GM: On a warm sandy beach with a margarita in hand, hopefully. I don't really want for much. Once my mom's retired and I have my own house, own a roof over my head and the land under my feet — that's kind of more than I anticipated having in life. There'll be residuals coming in. I'll still be doing things here and there, but in 10 years, hopefully I have at least the option to chill on a beach with a margarita in hand.

What’s your No. 1 distraction?

GM: TikTok! Doomscrolling on TikTok. It will keep me up for hours. … It's affected my attention span in other areas of my life. I was on a plane the other day, and I realized I had a movie going on the screen, I had a Gameboy in one hand, and my phone in the other. How can I not focus on one thing at a time?!

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