
Guy Tweets The Moment His Heart Dropped When He Realized This Was His Replacement Lawyer
By Mustafa GatollariNov. 18 2019, Updated 2:27 p.m. ET
We all know the "oh crap" moment. When we're about to tackle something that's momentous and we think we have our ducks in a row, and then a wrench gets thrown into the situation. It happens ever. Single. Damn. Time.
Wedding in the morning? You got your suit pressed from the night before, shoes shined, envelope in the right side pocket, cell phone fully charged, hair already cut. So you walk out the door, ready to go, and you start your car and realize the battery's dead. Or you're a half hour into the drive at the venue when your brother/friend starts blowing up your phone and you realize you forgot to pick them up.
Some wrenches, however are a lot more frightening than others.
Like Twitter user, @Lambokeem, who found out that the lawyer who'd be representing him in his case would be calling out sick...
...and that the replacement attorney had something in common with Mike Tyson. Yes, that's a face tat she's rocking.
MY LAWYER CALLED OUT SICK N HER REPLACEMENT HAS A TAT' ON HER FACE LIKE GUCCI… IM GOIN TO JAIL. 😩 pic.twitter.com/z58dCknbd0
— KEEM (@LamboKeem) October 30, 2015
It didn't really inspire confidence in the understandably shaken Keem. I mean, it's bad enough that his lawyer changed...
@MonieFBabe I CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP LOL
— KEEM (@LamboKeem) October 30, 2015
And people got pretty upset at him for discriminating against the lawyer, just because she has a face tat.
@LamboKeem @Clix_593 you realize you were about to go to jail, and were being defended by an underpaid female lawyer that you're judging based on tattoos?
— YachtTrash (@gavinugh) October 31, 2016
@LamboKeem @Clix_593 if u gonna talk shit about a woman who went to school for over 8 years to keep your ass outta jail,damn,maybe u shud be judged on how u look
— YachtTrash (@gavinugh) October 31, 2016
But it turns out that Keem had nothing to be worried about in the first place. He didn't end up doing any jail time for his unspecified crime.
@Clix_593 Nope didn't do a day in jail
— KEEM (@LamboKeem) November 20, 2015
That's right, the lawyer must be a damn good one, why else would they let her in the courtroom rocking a face tattoo, unless she had skills?
@LamboKeem you're still in jail ?
— netflix and bills (@jfd770) September 14, 2016
@jfd770 never went. She actually got me off that day. Lol
— KEEM (@LamboKeem) September 14, 2016
Sometimes judging a book by its cover is very appropriate. But in this case, it was completely warranted.
So if you ever need a lawyer, you might want to find one with a face tattoo.