Woman Gets Hilarious Revenge After Husband's Sexist 'Sandwich Maker' Joke


Nov. 18 2019, Updated 2:20 p.m. ET

Telling a woman to "make a sandwich" is such a cliched thing to say. It was briefly ironic for a man to jokingly demand a woman get in the kitchen and clap that Wonder Bread, because we admitted as a culture that women shouldn't be the only ones slapping bread and mayo together. Joke's over! Get off your butt and cut some crusts off for the ladies, fellas. No one is laughing anymore, as can be seen in this Reddit post from vollkommenes. He writes that he called his wife a "sandwich maker" and she took her revenge. Oh, she took her revenge.  Now I really do love a good ole fashion prank like putting saran wrap on the shower head, or covering the toilet.  But this woman really did a good job in this case and I am sure her husband will never crack a joke about her cooking again.  Let along will he ask her to make him a sandwich again.  Kudos to you.

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"Called my wife a sandwich maker" is really all the explanation needed, as the pictures speak a thousand angry words about the effort that goes into keeping everyone fed:

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That plastic-y bite is enough of a message, but just in case her husband thought for a second that this could have been an American cheese accident, she made sure to clarify:

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Damn! Don't be sorry, lady, this is the best revenge of all: a dish literally served cold. It's funny that as pissed as she was, she still made him lunch. Respect your wife for both her sandwich making abilities, and her willingness to feed your foolish self. Then consider how many other small ways there are for her to mess your life up, and get in the kitchen to make her a hot meal.


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