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These $1,800 Jeans Unzip In The Back To Reveal Your Entire Rear End

By Aimee Lutkin

Please, do not tell me I don't understand fashion. You want something that's as comfortable as it is stylish. That's why these pants by VetementsXLevi's are the perfect match of form and function. Elite Daily reports that these "high-rise distressed" jeans go for $1,870 a pair, and they're worth every penny. Because sometimes you want to look hot, but need to be able to pop a squat on any patch of grass you can find. It can be so embarrassing to pull your pants completely down when you need to take a dump, ya know? The ladies get it. Problem solved:

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Vetements is a very high-end company, and they sell notoriously impractical things at an extremely high price. Personally, I think they overshot this one. They made something so ridiculous it came around to being useful again. We all used to wear pants with a poop shoot, before "The Man" demanded otherwise. Remember long johns? Pajamas? Being a baby who got their butt wiped? This is the perfect design, though some disagree: