Anyone with kids knows that raising them is a dirty, dirty process. Right now I'm in the midst of potty training my son. Now peeing in the toilet isn't a problem for him because he's generally great at holding it in and peeing when he gets to a bathroom.
I just wish he wouldn't hide in some corner of whatever house or store he's in every time he has to poop. The little monster treats pooing in the toilet like getting his toenails pulled from his feet. I almost never catch him in the act.
So yes, I get covered with poo and I'm constantly washing it off myself and my son. And before seeing this tweet, I thought that the older he got, the easier it would be to train him out of some pretty gross habits. But it turns out that no: kids just get better and better at hiding how nasty they are with age. Case in point.