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These Costumes Undeniably Won Halloween 2017


For the first time in a long time, I actually put a lot of thought behind my Halloween costume this year. So much though, that I didn't order everything I needed off of Amazon until October 26th. Admittedly, that's cutting it really, really close. But thanks to the magic of Prime, I was able to get everything I needed by the Saturday before Halloween.

Sadly, some scumbag wrenched my packages, along with a coffee grinder my wife ordered, right from the front of our house. It kills me to think that somewhere in Northern New Jersey, there's a person wearing my excellent Macho Man Randy Savage ensemble while enjoying a freshly ground up cup of coffee. My only hope is that they say, "Oh yeah!" right before they trip over their Zubaz pants.

Instead, I went as a poor man's Donald Trump - the wig I had looked more like it belonged to Owen Wilson than our current President. So I was forced to sit on the sidelines and look at people with truly incredible costumes and just clench my fists, whispering "next year" to myself. But some of the costumes were truly amazing, so at least I had that going for me, which is nice.