Wes, or @foxmccloud82, is a Twitter user who has a very awkward way with the ladies. He recently shared a conversation with a woman from his class—it seems like they have been assigned as partners for a project, and she's a little suspicious of his interest in her:
According to the text exchange, she thinks he was giving her the eyes in class even though he's got "a girl."
He has denied it with the strongest language and with the weirdest excuse: he was just looking at her honey buns.
She accused him by writing, "Okay just don't try anything you were talking about 'your girl' last class and I don't want to interfere with that I've been the 'other woman' before and I don't want to ever do that again. Strictly the project."
To which he replied: “You brought three honey buns to class I was staring cus I thought you’d offer one. You didn’t. I will get a new partner it’s all good.”
Ahh, the old Honey Bun Excuse. Well, he makes a compelling case.
At the very least, this story is extremely relatable. Everyone has salivated over a honey bun in their life:
Personally, I don't think anyone owes you a honey bun. If I see someone walk in with three, I assume it's because they need three. I don't need to know why. But folks are still offended on his behalf:
Though some are genuinely curious about his actual girlfriend. What does she think about this story?
Wes is famous, regardless of how true his story was, and no one has thought about honey buns this much in ages. Great viral marketing campaign:
Wes seems to not exactly have the smoothest way with the ladies, in general.
Maybe he should consider handing out pastries?
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