I was never the most artistic kid growing up. I couldn't draw worth a damn, and whenever I sat down and tried to make something look like a human being in art class, I ended up just embarrassing myself.
So, I would go the Jackson Pollock route. Admittedly, it wasn't by choice.
So whenever I see someone who is capable of a true work of art, whether it be a drawing, painting, or an impressive piece of graffiti, I'm amazed.
And if you're Ronaldo, you have to know that you're not only one of the best athletes on the planet, but when you wake up everyone morning and take a look in your mirror (hell, if I looked like him, I'd probably have one on the ceiling of my bedroom), you know you're one of the most beautiful men in the world.
Which means we could be experiencing a new Poot scenario.
"The nastiness level is....OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"
But yeah, if you ask me, they need to remove that bust from the airport STAT. If I was Ronaldo, I'd just tape a photo of myself over it instead. What do you think about the statue?