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This Person's Detailed Analysis Of The Cheesecake Factory Will Make Your Head Spin

If you've been to The Cheesecake Factory, you've probably wondered, "What the heck is going on in here?" for a couple second before diving into a slice of cheesecake and forgetting about it. Twitter user @MaxKriegerVG could not forget. In an incredible thread, they outlined everything that's not quite right about the chain eatery, and the level of detail in their analysis will make it impossible for you to ever look the same way at a Cheesecake Factory ever again:

This thread blew up, because it rang so true for readers:

The Cheesecake Factory is America.