Here's a little known fact: Jason Statham was once a competitive diver.
That's right. The man who played the role of "Farmer" (yep that was his name) in the greatest Uwe Boll film of all time, In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, competed in the 1990 commonwealth games.
Look at this total hunk: hair, smiles, chiseled abs and all, landing this perfect dive.
I'd like to think that somewhere, in the crowd, the cast of Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels were watching him, cheering him on. And yes, that includes Bullet Tooth Tony.
Now I could write all about Statham and especially that Dungeon Siege movie he was in all day (I mean honestly, how does anybody buy Ray Liotta as a wizard??), but there's a reason I'm bringing up his diving history and that's because a perfectly executed dive is a thing of beauty.
I mean, just look at what the human body is capable of.
But sometimes, dives don't go as perfectly as planned. And this happens at the highest levels of competition...
...and even the not so high. Like this high school student who seemed to have a perfect start.
So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh pic.twitter.com/UalGTUeb9C
β Lesley Goynes (@lesleygoynes) December 2, 2017
Only to have her legs give out at the very last moment, resulting in one of the most limp and careless splashes into a swimming pool I've ever seen.
As embarrassing as it is, that girl can console herself with the fact that she's not alone.
Something that responders to the thread were sure to remind her of.
You already know I gotta contribute to this thread #justdiveythings pic.twitter.com/BaJI0IsRYN
β briii (@briana_negron) December 4, 2017
Some of the divers just dealt blows to their egos.
While others dealt blows to their bodies as well.
This is my all time best if I do say so myself pic.twitter.com/WcaakyoZuk
β briii (@briana_negron) December 4, 2017
Can you say belly flop?
Are we sharing smacking videos now π£π pic.twitter.com/azfy92cCqx
β Sebby Rivera (@RiveraSavanna) December 4, 2017
You've got to admire this one diver's persistence.
some of my best dives from freshman to junior year ππΌ so proud of how much I've accomplished throughout the years π pic.twitter.com/b7xsj3rNCd
β Kelley Rae Ward (@kelleyraeward) August 13, 2016
You'd figure they'd find a way to make these darn boards a little less slippery.
I feel like contributing to this very relatable thread pic.twitter.com/bt8KMCZJHG
β taylor gaby (@_taylorgaby) December 4, 2017
I mean the twist here is just mesmerizing.
Nope doesnβt ring a bellπ pic.twitter.com/OxPDD8q8FL
β Sarah Hamilton (@SarahHamilton_4) December 3, 2017
This is why you never, ever hesitate.
Pure gold pic.twitter.com/gHE7p3xmyP
β madds (@madelinemsmith) December 4, 2017
Keeping it goingπ pic.twitter.com/JZCa2Ak6V7
β loey? (@ChloeMariaaa) December 4, 2017
Sure, I might be laughing at these, but I can't do anything other than a cannonball myself, so I'll just chuckle to myself silently and not risk humiliation.