I was raised to be a good boy, so alcohol, drugs, and girlfriends were completely out of the question for me growing up.
My parents and close-knit group of quasi-religious college friends managed to keep me away from having fun, and it actually wasn't until a few years after college that I began to do all of the fun things that anger Allah. Sure, it's suddenly not so cool to smoke pot and drink once you're 26 years old, but I had the added benefit of dealers giving me the good stuff because I was older than their normal college town clientele.
The truth is though, that I was greener to the world of "sin" than the weed I was buying.
Because I was such a goody-two-shoes, I avoided the whole "having to hide drugs and booze from my parents" phase of my life. The only thing I did hide was a relationship with a woman, and I didn't do a very good job of that.
I don't know how I'd react to my folks ever finding pot in my bag if I was a kid, but I don't think I'd ever be as slick or inventive as this young woman, who was busted for drugs and paraphernalia by her mom.
So what did she do? She thought fast and drafted up an entire fake school assignment that was convincing as heck.
The fake "experiment" was a study to see how students' parents would react to finding drugs, pregnancy tests, or an empty beer bottle in their room.
To be honest, it looks completely legitimate. She even added nice bluff touches like putting a teacher's email address and phone number on it. It was a bold strategy, but definitely a pro move.
Pretty risky putting email and phone number on it. What would she get if she had tried them?— Your New Best Friend (@BufbertBeefcake) March 22, 2018
Honestly the number could have been an easy fix you just gotta get a homie who’s willing to play the part on cue— o.T (@_Jerellio_) March 23, 2018
If you look closely at the second paper you'll notice that her mother signed it.
And the user confirmed that her plot worked.
Just a lil update: it worked you can see the signature on the line at the bottom hahaha— Prachi (@prachid_) March 22, 2018
Some users are chalking it up to being "Indian problems".
Ahahaha Indian probs..The one question I have for this is did she give you the weed + bowl back?😂😂💀— Kiran (@KiranKangxx) March 22, 2018
But in all honesty, I think that's anyone from a strict, immigrant parent background.
Others just admired his handiwork.
Some people wondered why she didn't just tell her mom the truth.
if you are old enough to do these things then you’re also old enough to tell them the truth... its not worth it girl my mom found my pipe and was actually happy I just told her the truth rather than come up w a bs excuse and our trust is better than ever— A (@queenamandita) March 22, 2018
But anyone and everyone with a foreign parent completely understood why this flat-out wouldn't work.
True loll but when you're foreign it doesn't work like that— a i d a 🇷🇼🌙 (@AidaManzi) March 22, 2018
Lmao thank you! 😂 My mom would smack the same pipe right across my face.— Sam Manuel (@JohnsLeftThumb) March 23, 2018
Right! & then she'll call your entire family and tell them what a disgrace you are and every single one of them will then call you and lecture you. And then if you're lucky enough to have a life again she'll blame every mistake you make on the fact that you smoked weed.— a i d a 🇷🇼🌙 (@AidaManzi) March 23, 2018
Others think that her creativity's being underutilized, and that this kind of ingenuity is perfect for the work force.
This should get you a job. Seriously, if you can do this, you can sell things to Fortune 500 corporations. Making a document that makes people do things is 50% of business.— jendziura (@jendziura) March 22, 2018
Regardless of how I personally feel about minors doing dope (I believe it can negatively mess w/your brain chemistry), I legit was thinking— KPopKim (@keandric) March 22, 2018
The same thing. Or become a teacher or smthng. This is actually Really creative. She could prob create some Actual interesting assignments.— KPopKim (@keandric) March 22, 2018
Let's just hope her mom doesn't go on Twitter.