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Twitter Shares Phrases They Only Ever Hear In Meetings And They're Hilarious

4 weeks ago

If you regularly attend meetings at work, you'll know that boardrooms have their own vocabulary. You'll never hear words like "synergy" outside of those four walls. Adam Hess, an Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated comedian from the United Kingdom, knows this all too well. 

He recently took to Twitter to point out that you'll never hear a certain phrase outside of work meetings. That phrase? "It's just about finding that balance." 

Too real. And that's not the only phrase people could think of. 

Guaranteed promotion. 

It's all about the bigger picture. 

What even is an action point?! 

We're not on vacation. 

We get it. 

But I have my laptop. 

Too real.