A writer named Tristin Hopper gleefully outed himself as a Simpsons-mega nerd when he shared his incredible dinner party on Twitter. Every item he served was from an episode of The Simpsons, and since most of the food items referred to on that show are jokes, it made for a very weird meal. Some might even say an inedible meal?
There were 64 slices of American cheese:
A Sandwich named after Krusty the Clown, which is 9/10ths pig products:
A bag of irregular Oreos:
Though this isn't food you would necessarily really enjoy eating, there were at least several courses of it.
Nachos, Flanders style! That's just cucumbers with cottage cheese. Do you think anyone touched these?
Nuts and gum, together at last:
Paul McCartney's really ripping lentil soup:
Watered-down orange drink:
And for dessert:
Marge's happy crackers:
And some Red Tick Beer. No Duff.
Though unappetizing, it is still all pretty incredible. But people still noticed a few missing items from The Simpsons' long, long history:
What about the gazpacho?! Tomato soup served ice cold!— Ben Eisen (@benkerteisen) March 25, 2018
I'll go back to Russia now.
A gummi Venus di Milo would have been a nice touch for desert.— Pat Cahill (@champagne_patty) March 25, 2018
There are still so many more...
Amazing. And still so many more possibilities for a follow-up dinner! Firehouse Ned’s five-alarm chilli (only 2, 2.5 tops), the good morning burger, Marge’s delicious boiled celery, (this year give her) English muffins, partially gelatinated, nondairy, gum-based beverages...— Allison Jones (@allisonjones_cp) March 25, 2018
The Simpsons could inspire disgusting dinner parties for years and years to come. That's why it's classic television.